This will need stronger, effective testimony, such as:
Barack Obama: I will no longer take the Boeing 747 AF1 to California to raise money and play golf while Michelle and our daughters fly AF2 to Aspen to ski. Instead, we will take a fully Secret-Service-secured Southwest Air 737 to the Aspen airport, where Michelle and the kids will depart, and I will fly to Palm Springs, then pick them up on the way back. These planes will have 60 regular passengers, 100% vetted by TSA to be safe, to make the flights per-person energy efficient.
For our Christmas vacation, we will no longer fly the 747 to Haawaii. We will get a comparable tropical vacation by going to Cuba; we’re going to enlist volunteer Team USA rowing members to take us in a replica Roman galley from Key West to Havana, and back. The oars people will be comprised of 50% women Olympians.
For our Martha’s Vineyard vacations, we will take the train, in a private car, with our dogs, and the rest of the train filled with regular, TSA-vetted passengers, then board a bus to take us to the island.
Al Gore: I’m opening my Montecito house to share with 20 UCSB and SB Community College students. They will grow organic fruits and vegetables in the back and front yard, for us to eat, and to sell at the weekend farmer’s market. I will no longer emit vast quantities of CO2 flying by private jet, but will do video conferencing.
All members of the IPCC who have left Sasquatch-sized CO2 footprints flying first class and private jets to Rio, Copenhagen, Bali, and Lima have signed a pledge to teleconference the Paris 2015 meeting, because they no longer wantt to give the blatant, true impression that they fecklessly produce vastly more CO2 than the little people whom they purport to be speaking for, who must accept
CO2 cutbacks.
Leonardo DeCaprio: I’m selling all my multi-million dollar residences. I’m moving to a fully-functional 600 sq foot sustainable condo in Santa Monica, and I’m buying a super-sustainable 240 sq foot apartment in New York, because I need to set an example, in standing for the need to reduce C)2 production. Also, I may attend another World Cup, and host parties on a boat. But next time, I’m sailing on a 50 foot sailboat, and helping man the manually-powered winches . No more renting a 400-foot motor megayacht that burns a $400,000 tank of diesel. I believe leaders in the fight against global warming need to walk the walk, not just talk the talk.
All these voices for C02 reduction are committed to set righteous examples for the little people to be inspired by and follow.
caugh/sard
We will no longer fly